Things you have put in your mouth that don't belong there

Dog toys (must have dog slobber on it)

Dirt (pretty standard for most babies)

Toilet brush (this one made me brush your teeth after)

Dog food (surely it has some good protein? Thank goodness it was grain free)

Dog water (this was more of a bath)

Poop (yep, it was your poo if that makes it any better. Wish I'd taken a photo for your 21st but I was too busy stripping you off and running you up to the shower trying not to leave a poo trail)

Motherhood...it's never boring!